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Immortal Demotivational Poster

IMMORTALITY - Million long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon Susan Ertz

TAGS: million immortality sunday
Rating: 4.65/5

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Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:08 pm
Hmm.. good point! OTOH, with all that time on my hands, I'm sure I'd figure something out.

IMMORTALITY - Every breath you take is one step closer to death. Simply stop breathing.


TAGS: immortal micheal jackson freddie mercury
Rating: 4.27/5

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MPsniper - February 14, 2012, 4:48 am
remember, MJ was not found innocent, he just wasnt found guilty.
forseti - February 14, 2012, 3:25 am
What a great time! Jacko was black, they both were still alive and Justin Bieber probably wasn't even born.

IMMORTALITY - Where the depression of watching everything you love die meets the inability to kill yourself. Welcome to hell



TAGS: immortality supernova
Rating: 3.61/5

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boeweizer - October 14, 2009, 1:59 am
the middle image looks like its moving its freaky ( btw i meant the sun part)
Zed - August 28, 2009, 1:10 pm
Sol lacks the mass to go past the Chandrakar Limit and nova or supernova. It'll go red, expand to s****** the inner planets (including Earth), then collapse into a Brown Dwarf star.
Sean - May 5, 2009, 10:04 am
Sol goes Supernova=crisp like bacon for all those who are not oodles of lightyears away from earth by then. Wot's left to wonder about? P.s.: my cousin, Snot of the Antarctic, agrees with me on this. Tootles.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 2:08 am
Why if it isn't my old friend Snark of the North! Yes, I actually do wonder about these things ( I write sci-fi and fantasy, comes with the job, this horribly endless imagination) :)
Sean - May 5, 2009, 1:46 am
Are you a little tired, Frontman? Do you really wonder what will happen then? Really? *snickers maniacally*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:42 am
This is so true. I always wonder what'll happen if we can't get off this rock entirely by then.
Bob Chin - April 30, 2009, 1:18 pm
Make mine champaigne flavored pls!



TAGS: sean connery immortal last crusade
Rating: 3.3/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
And Keith Richard and ***k Clark are undead (Clark's in hiding to throw off the Vampire Hunters)

CHUCK - He's better than you.

TAGS: chuck norris rox rocks better than you immortal amazing awesome kewl cool
Rating: 2/5

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Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:30 pm
That is Jealousy talking there "f". And Chuck Norris never needed a gun anyway. He is simply about to break it.
f - September 2, 2008, 5:50 pm
Most over rated redneck white trash bum ever
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:31 am
chuck norris has a gun. OH SHI-

IMMORTALITY - The genius to move others long after you yourself have stopped moving.


TAGS: life death immortality living work
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 11, 2012, 12:29 am
Isn't that a Woody Allen quote?

"SPEED IS ON THEIR SIDE" - Said Gandalf... "They are none too swift"

IRON FIST - He REALLY misses the 70s!




IMMORTALITY - We're Putting Your's To The Test

Immortality -



TAGS: immortality assignment pray for our sinners now and till the hour of our death seriously otherwise it is going to be eternally boring
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cyrenius - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
Not the fun peoples, only the g** ones ;)
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 4:31 pm
R.S.Jake - May 7, 2010, 3:49 pm
I'll drink to that!


IMMORTALITY - Lies not in the things you leave behind, but in the people your life has touched.

TAGS: immortality in people youve touched
Rating: 3.88/5

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forseti - May 7, 2010, 4:34 am
but Fritzl didn't want to touch the masses. his daughter would have been enough for him...

ARE WE IMMORTAL? - There's an easy way for you to find out


CANCER - Make you immortal.

I will survive -

TAGS: studies suggest week life math immortal
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - November 8, 2014, 1:37 pm
What if I have a BLT afterwards: would that not make me a god?
JesusWept - November 8, 2014, 1:11 pm
Oh dear! I guess i'll have to make some major investments in my pension fund. L L L L L
spacedog - November 8, 2014, 1:10 pm
Heh, if licking yourself counts, I think Gary is getting younger. 8D
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:06 pm
Huh...me too. Like my mom always told me "God gave you two hands (10 whole fingers which is important for a gal like me) put them to good use!" 5/F
Thedge - November 8, 2014, 10:34 am
Harrumph, no wonder there is a population problem !
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 9:10 am
hm-hm-hm-hm...whazziss? LMFAO, regain composure, lose it again...5/F
Reality Lord - November 8, 2014, 7:31 am